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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Easy Access Jail Bait

America, sexy is something learned young in our great civilized nation, which is why I can't understand why parents are up in arms about merchandise for sale at a children's clothing store in Greeley, Colorado.
The controversy started when Erin french took her young daughter to the "Kids N Teen" clothing store. "Kids N Teen" caters to young women under the age of 14 and is the height of fashionable trends. But Erin disagrees with their idea of what is fashionable. See, Erin feels that "Kids N Teen" is marketing clothing that is too sexy to girls to young to understand what that means. But I say, who is Erin to judge! She's not a fashion consultant. She doesn't even work in the fitting rooms at Wal-Mart! Just because "Kids N Teen" wants to sell crotchless panties to impressionable young girls doesn't mean they are pushing boundaries that shouldn't be crossed!
"Kids N Teen" is crossing boundaries that shouldn't be crossed. What's next - sex toys inspired by Saturday morning cartoons? Dildos coming in Hello Kitty or He-Man variety? Cotton Candy flavored lube?
This would be like McDonald's offering sex toys with their Happy Meals. Would give a new meaning to the idea of a Happy Ending,  wouldn't it?
Can you imagine the commercials on Nickelodeon? Maybe a Care Bear or Sponge Bob could help promote them! Or maybe My Little Pony could be used to help her get used to the idea of riding one!
Sure, every teen magazine over sexualizes young girls and even Hanna Montana posed naked for Vogue while her dad oogled her, but is this a trend that should be capitalized on?
After all, I have a hard time getting my girl friend to wear that kind of stuff now in her 30's, she probably wouldn't want to at all if she had been wearing it since 12! As Erin points out "They are sized for 7 year olds!"
I say figure a way to sell this stuff to adult women! Or better yet to convince them to completely go without!
This kind of marketing is why that guy from Penn State and the Pope think pedophilia is OK! It's no wonder that people in this country have so many messed up views about sex and sexuality!
I should go to Colorado and burn that building to the ground! Of course, then I would be the criminal and they would sell more questionable merchandise to kids due to publicity...

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