That's because since announcing his intent to run for President of the United States, he has received three declarations of support from three famous porn stars.
First up was the showing of support from gay porn juggernaut, Michael Lucas. For those who are unfamiliar, Lucas started in gay porn way back in or around 1996. He then moved to both acting and directing in 1998, after he opened his own production studio using money he had earned as an escort. Earlier this year after being asked his feelings on Mitt Romney, he said "of course I will support the former Massachusetts Governor." I wonder, if Romney wins, will he allow the man who started the wagon rolling to escort him to the Inaugural Ball?
And then, just this week...Jenna Jameson stroked the Republican Party's Ego when she announced her support for Mitt Romney. Jenna is quoted saying, "I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," and that, "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."
Now this three-way of endorsements could be the edge that puts Romney on top. Although, he may want to swap positions and get under his constituency from time to time.
Now I have a few questions about all of this...first, will Romney swallow his pride and spit-out his connection to the porn industry? After all, shouldn't we have a right to know who our candidates are in bed with? Also, should current President Barack Obama feel-out these potential game changing voters? After all, the only reason we know about DVD's is because the porn industry backed them over their competitor, the Laser Disk. If the rest of the porn industry blows off our current President by showing love to Romney, will Obama be re-electable?
I think Romney should embrace these new sponsors because they have the ability to touch more potential voters than any other medium. Maybe he should make guest appearances with Debbie as she does things.
Of course, if Romney doesn't get elected to the White House with the website that ends in "dot gov", he can always take a job at the white house who's website ends in "dot com". Maybe he can co-star with Jeremy, Lucas, and Jameson in the XXX-rated remake called "A Few Good Men (one of whom is also a great dad)".