Pat could have asked Michael to list all of the stupid things that he had done to cause his wife to no longer look up to him. Pat could have suggested couples counseling and romance. Pat could have told Michael to talk to his wife in honest, engaging dialog in which he shut up and actually listened to what she had to say...but that would be copping out America! Because Pat knows that the only thing Michael could do to effectively save his marriage is "convert to Islam and then you can beat her" into sticking around. Because Pat knows it's not domestic violence if you use the "hand of God" to lay the smack-down on her! Pat goes on to tell Michael, "I don’t think we condone wife-beating these days but something has got to be done to make her." That's right, beating your spouse isn't illegal - it's just not condoned! It's kind of like leaving the dinner table without being excused - you won't get in trouble, but it is frowned upon!
After all, Robertson claimed in that episode that American Muslim's are the Diet Pepsi of the Muslim community - same great taste without the "death to the infidel".
Then he went on in that monologue to say that Muslim's would "want to impose Sharia on you." He wasn't warning us to avoid them, he was inviting us to accept it!
He even mentions how women will be treated immediately after that invitation! "And before long, ladies are going to be dressed in burqas and whatever garments they would put on them, and next thing you know, men are going to be allowed to have wife-beating and you'll be beheading adulterers and so on and so forth." Originally viewers thought he was chastising the Muslim ways, but now we know that these matters speak right to his heart.
Switching to Islam just makes sense, because it will help end feminism which we all know that Robertson thinks is an abomination. Despite the fact that Sociologists define feminism as equality for women, Robertson knows that "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." If we allow women the same rights as men, they will become lesbians that kill babies who practice witchcraft! We cannot allow those witch-babies to die!
Folks, I think we should hear what Reverend Robertson is telling us. It's not the first time he has advised us to take hard actions that many people may consider bat-shit crazy. After all, he has suggested that we "drop a small nuke" on the State Department "to shake things up", and that we should assassinate Hugo Chavez because "if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it."
At least one person may be warming up to some of these thoughts, Mitt Romney spent the weekend hanging out with Robertson. Maybe this means that Romney has left the "cult of Mormonism" to embrace a purer, more godly way of life?